A little whimsey for Sunday

An entry by Railsquid on NGForum caught my eye….

Mate, you wouldn’t know Rule 1 if it came up and punched you in the face.

This is Rule 1.

We do get a little too serious sometimes….


And today’s modelling challenge….

Government launches ‘exciting’ plan to turn Pacer trains into village halls

Pacers could also become community spaces or cafes once they are finally replaced by new trains, according to the government, one year after the northern rail meltdown

This popped up in the press a couple of weeks ago, and was well discussed on the usual forums.  I liked this response in the linked article.

Stalybridge and Hyde MP Jonathan Reynolds responded with bemusement, however.

“I am not sure my constituents will agree that this is an ‘exciting opportunity’, unless one of them is turned into a museum dedicated to highlighting years of under-investment in Northern transport,” he said.

“My personal suggestion would be to invite my fed up constituents to dismantle them piece by piece, a bit like when the Berlin Wall came down.”

Still, the Dapol Pacer is reported to be a bit inclined to blow its lights and strip its gears, so perhaps a village hall conversion is just what we need!

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ESNG meeting – 6 June 2019

Back to the normality of a club night, with 9 attending.  A particular welcome to Paul, visiting for the first time.

It was ‘Terrier’ night again.  Simon was running a second hand ‘Brighton Works’ and I test ran my three new Terriers.  I’ve been waiting for a couple of years for these models from Dapol, and they are all a treat to own – ‘Brighton’ in LBSCR livery, then Terriers in SECR and LSWR greens.  All the liveries are very well done.

 

A more usual train from Simon….

Bullet trains in the fiddle yard – though the one on the left won’t get any further than the Kent coast (it’s just a 4-CEP, really!)


And newspaper headline of the week.

‘Metal thieves’ steal 56-tonne, 23-metre rail bridge in Russia.
Central span of bridge in Arctic Russia vanished leaving no trace or debris.

At least the line was disused!

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The Bartlett’s in Berlin – 2019

Back from a pleasant long weekend in Berlin.  We did less tourism than usual, but 34C temperatures does rather discourage trudging the streets, and encourage ice cream and beer and polite conversation.  But here are a few railway (and other) shots…..

An ideal hotel room overlooking the U-1 line.  The trains are remarkably quiet, even at night.  More than can be said for the emergency services, with full sirens at all hours.

Having climbed up to the top of the Berliner Dom (too many stairs) it was worth the view.

Next day, we did another boat trip – the ideal way to relax and see the city – and a few trains if you are lucky.

       

I saw some new liveries on trains crossing the bridges, but none close enough to get a picture.  This picture of the new Flixtrain cut-price service comes from their website, but is taken from a boat on the Spree.

A visit to my daughter’s partner’s craft brewery (good product) and the old and disused Witenau station building on the S-bahn.

 

Queuing for Sicilian ice-cream – and U-bahn spotting…

One topical (if not political) one on a taxi.

And the compulsory sunset to ride off into…..

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The Bartlett’s in Berlin – 3 – repost

Back to the U-bahn.  Looks like we’ll carry on visiting Berlin, as Ruth went for an interview at the immigration department in Berlin and to her great surprise came out with a permanent resident’s visa.  So she’s B**x** proof for a while, and doesn’t have to apply for German citizenship.


The area around the Warschauer Str. terminus is of both railway and historic interest.  Behind the station itself is this small maintenance shed, and a large carriage shed.  I don’t think Lidl are now operating trains!  Although I didn’t see any trains enter the shed, I suspect the trains are on the elevated level and there is a Lidl store underneath.  At least, I hope so…..

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Leaving the terminus, the train crosses the River Spree by the Oberbaum bridge.  This was a Cold War crossing point from east to west, and trains were unable to cross the river to the Warschauer Str. terminus.  Old aerial photographs show all the tracks lifted.  But with reunification, the terminus came back into use.  The 3 photos below are taken from where the Berlin Wall and crossing point would have been. The longest remaining section of wall, decorated with murals lies behind me as I took the photos.

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After crossing the bridge the line curves away to the right.  This location is very model-like, and would make a fine scene for a model railway.  The second shot comes from Wikipedia, I’m afraid, as we didn’t manage a boat trip on the Spree (Ruth was worried that they would be full of Barcelona and Juventus supporters – not a nice thought in a confined space), and this is such a good shot of the attractive bridge structure.

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The next station along the line, Schlesisches Tor, is a fine piece of railway architecture (as is the next station along).  Many of the other stations along the line are simple train sheds, perhaps indicating war-time bomb damage.

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To close out our Berlin adventures here’s a video of the U-Bahn, an alternative form of transport of the Spree (I love float planes, but you wouldn’t catch me on anything smaller than a Sunderland), and the family at the amazingly OTT Russian war memorial at Trepnow Park.

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The Bartlett’s in Berlin – 2 – repost

Larger trains today……


Just next to the Warstrauer Str. U-Bahn station was the S-Bahn station and the DB main lines.  I suppose in UK London terms, the U-Bahn is like London Underground, whilst the S-Bahn is more like London commuter trains – the stations are further apart and the lines are generally above ground.  The S-Bahn trains we travelled on looked to have more wear and tear than the U-Bahn – perhaps new units are due.  Both systems use a raised 3rd rail, as shown below.  I guess this system is easier to keep going in the winter snow, and not prone to complete failure, like the low-level UK system.

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Next to the station were carriage sidings, mainly holding sleeping car trains.  I was pleased to see that DB also have a problem with graffiti.  And even more delighted to see a real-life Talgo train parked in a siding.  These lightweight carriage sets, with a single pair of wheels on each carriage, fascinate me.  I’ve always admired models of them, but the real thing was even better.  Not sure I want to travel on one though – I’d rather have 8 wheels under me.

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On the other side were the DB main line tracks, coming in from what would have been East Germany in the past.  There was an interesting mixture of ICE high speed trains, inter-city locomotive hauled stock, and local multiple units.  And what to me seemed a rather antique diesel helping shut the yard.  No goods trains, though, so close into the centre of the city.  The civil engineering work being carried out appears to be adding more main line running tracks.  It was good to see a system that is actively adding capacity to its lines.

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My next, and last, post of Berlin will return to the U-Bahn.

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The Bartlett’s in Berlin – 1 – repost

We’re off to Berlin again this weekend, so I thought I’d repost pictures from our first visit five years ago – and lots of trams and trains.


Maxine and I recently spent a long weekend in Berlin, visiting our eldest daughter.  We thoroughly enjoyed Berlin, despite having chosen to visit the same weekend as the Champion’s League (football) final.  It’s an interesting city, the greenest in Europe, with all those Cold War connotations, and endless quality museums (no we didn’t visit the currywurst museum).

And there was considerable railway interest as well.  Although it was coincidental, as Ruth works in the hotel, I was delighted to be able to sit at breakfast and watch yellow U-Bahn trains enter the Warschauer Str. terminus, elevated on an attractive brick viaduct, with yellow bendy-trams in the adjacent road.  Here’s the view leaving the hotel….

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That’s what I call a location!  The final photograph is looking down to the River Spree and the location of a long remaining section of the Berlin Wall.  We didn’t need to take a tram ride, but I was very impressed by the compact articulated units, that could turn on a radius better suited to a small 4-wheeled car.

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We used the U-Bahn extensively, especially as we were just 3 stations from Ruth’s apartment.  This final shot today is the little 2-car train that shuttles from the central Berlin station, Hauptbahnhof, two short stops to the Brandenburg Gate (unfortunately taken over by EUFA for a football exhibition, but still a sight to see).  It’s some time, I think, since I went on a 2-car train, and this was an older unit with metal handles that opened the (powered) sliding doors.  The central station is just a few years old, and it is quite something – a brand new steel and glass station that looks more like Bluewater or an airport with the shopping malls on several levels.  Even the trains are on three levels, and two levels cross at 90 degrees.

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Friday was a full day’s tourism, to allow Ruth to get a little work done.  Packed into the day were the Brandenburg Gate, the Holocaust Memorial and the underground Holocaust Museum (moving, gruelling, but an impeccable presentation).  Then on to the parking lot site of Hitler’s bunker, to Checkpoint Charlie (nothing to see, a tourist trap, but for those of a certain age, walking through Checkpoint Charlie just has to be done), and finally to the Jewish Museum (an interesting museum in a fine building).  Well, they were all in the same part of the city and more or less on a straight line.  After that we slowed down a bit!!

Next time, the S-Bahn and main line DB trains.

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Two views of the hobby

Following the tragic trashing of the Market Deeping MRC exhibition, and the amazing show of solidarity that raised over £100,000 for the club and other exhibition losses, there have been a number of positive articles in the newspapers.  Here are two, one old, one new, one female, one male, from The Guardian….

From 2007, “Rod, I salute your train set“.  Money quote is….

Or that I attempted to build Walschaerts valve gear while breastfeeding my daughter (breasts and trains in the same sentence never fails to make you friends).

I have enough problems with valve gear, full stop….

And from 2019, “Not just for anoraks: model railways are a joyful escape from the pressures of masculinity“.  Best quote is…..

If there is something positive to be taken from the Market Deeping disaster, it might be a chance to look at the world of modellers not merely as a bunch of sad anoraks, but a space in which masculinity and mental health can be positively explored, a novel and creative form of #selfcare.

Actually, I think that it’s well established that constructive hobbies are particularly good for one’s mental wellbeing, especially in the strange world that we live in (European elections, anybody?)

And one of the comments:

Hobbies are one of life’s great joys, and incredibly therapeutic. As a modeller I get home from a high-level job, dealing with an immensely stressful world, and I can solve every problem with glue, paint, care and a few simple tools. I can build something that is fun, beautiful, intriguing and makes me happy.

Don’t knock the anoraks – it’s better than being an old fart who spends his whole life talking football.

Of course, some of us can also talk football, and are looking forward to the all-English European cup finals (ironic?) and the women’s World Cup.

 

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Replacement bus needed?

After a rather heavy week in the model railway world, a little light relief is needed…

Council left red-faced after £6,000 bus shelter built on road with no buses

Residents were left scratching their heads after a £6,000 bus shelter appeared on a street where no buses run.
The shelter popped up in place of a rusty old pole on Tickhill Road in Maltby, South Yorkshire, earlier this month.

But council officials were left red-faced after it emerged the two-bus-a-day service along the road was axed back in March.

They don’t seem to need a replacement bus service.  Perhaps a replacement train service, or perhaps just a replacement bus….

 

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Llanastr – yet another small layout – repost

I realised that, having just written my post on expoEM and Llanastr, I had already blogged this little layout.  As it’s a busy week, I’ll repost this earlier screed.  It’s coming up to holiday season again, so I may well repost a few popular items.  We’ll see…..


The blogsphere is a small place and downright incestuous at times.  Two of my favourite sites Prince Street, and Andrew’s Trains  both recently featured one of my favourite small layouts, Llanastr, built to P4 (4mm/ft, and a scale 18.87mm gauge) standards.  And there’s a link to a whole site describing all aspects of Llanastr.  It seems a little unfair to post about their posts, but here goes…..

From the site:

 The idea of Llanastr was born in the early eigties when I was exiled form my native Wales and found myself in a flat too small to accommodate the layout I had been building based on the Brecon and Merthyr station at Rhymney. In order to ‘keep my hand in ‘ and to allow me to run my stock I decided to build a particularly compact layout that could be erected and dismantled in a short space of time.

In designing the track plan it became apparent to me that much of the length of the typical terminus station is taken up in the run-round loop, so in order to reduce the layout length I decided to place the scenic break in the middle of the station and use the fiddle yard sector plate to complete the run-around and facilitate shunting. One of the prime objects throughout the planning and construction of the layout so far has to avoid the cramped look that can sometimes occur with small layouts (and many larger ones).

The resultant design includes platform and runround capable of handling passenger trails comprising three 6 wheel coaches and a 4 wheel PBV and an 0-6-0 or 2-4-0 tender engine (though the B & M was a tank engine only line after the 1880s) and two sidings; one with access to a bay platform and the other to the goods shed. Both turnouts are B6 and the minimum radius is 4 feet.

The overall dimensions including fiddle yard are six feet long by fifteen inches wide. The main baseboard itself (excluding support frame, lighting, etc.) is split in the middle and hinged to form a unit which measures 3’ x 2’6” which is easily carried in one hand and was designed to fit into the boot of the Vauxhall Chevette saloon I had at the time.

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There’s some similarity with the USA micro-layout, I recently described, with limited visible real estate, and a run-round traverser.

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expoEM Spring 2019

Last Saturday I drove over to Bracknell to visit the Spring expoEM.  I have never insisted on exhibitions having any ‘N’ gauge, so an excellent show like this an easy drive away was a must.  There were some very good layouts on show – of course mostly branch lines without a procession of trains, that wouldn’t please some people – and some good modelling demonstrations.  Most layouts were, of course, fine scale 4mm layouts, but expo EM always have one visiting layout and society stand from another scale.  A nice idea, that perhaps ESNG could emulate?

Portchullin (P4) perfectly captures the west coast of Scotland and the Kyle Line.  I love the sheep standing on the siding and the red and blue MacBrayne’s bus in the station yard.  Both give a real sense of place!

 

Cheddar (P4) is some ways a pretty standard BLT (branch line terminus, not the alterative, the model railway enthusiast’s standard sandwich), but it is very well modelled.  The Somerset & Dorset Joint Railway is an attractive prototype, in a pretty part of the country that models rather well.

 

What can you say about LLanastr (P4)?  This little layout is only 6′ x 2′, and is now 30 years old.  It was a ground-breaking layout in the way that it replaced three points by using the fiddle yard sector plate.  So we have a tiny model of a Brecon & Merthyr Railway that seems quite spacious.  I’ve attached an aerial photograph that shows the clever track plan (devised even before Iain Rice got into cunning layout designs.)  Only catch might be that the layout is hard work to operate.  From the show guide:

Please ask questions as a little conversation is very welcome to break up the monotony of operating the same two points and three lateritious engines all day.

But for a little home layout allowing an hour’s pleasant shunting and operation, what could be better?  (OK, you can model the WCML in ‘N’…..)

   

North Ballachulish (EM) is another west coast Scottish layouts.  No trains about when I took the photograph, but the bus was in motion, driving down the road!

Horsebridge Wharf (EM) is at the other end of the country, somewhere on the PDSWJR around Plymouth and Callngton.  Locally correct steam was on show with ‘A S Harris’ 756 and an E1R class on the passenger train.  They were having typical exhibition problems as I passed by – layout worked perfectly all week, but there was a dodgy point as soon as the show opened.

I had seen Hebble Vale Goods (EM) before, but one reason for going to the show was to have another look.  A lovely shunting layout set around Halifax in the late 1970’s, with some very good industrial buildings.

 

Visiting layout was Addison Park – London Underground in 3mm scale.

 

Kitedale (P4) represents an ex-Lancashire and Yorkshire terminus in the BR steam days.

Hope-under-Dinmore (EM) is a large continuous run layout accurately representing a station on the Shrewsbury to Hereford line.  It is run jointly by the GWR and the LNWR.  I especially liked the pre-grouping locos, coaches and wagons on show.

      

Kielder Forest (EM) is a model of a station on the North British Railway.

 

And finally, Llawryglyn is a Cambrian Railways branch.  Very simple, but spacious with nice details such as the open coal wagon door.  It also featured the unique Cambrian wagon adapted for the conveyance of dragons, which has been modelled complete with a suitable load.  Sorry, but I didn’t get a shot of this!!!!

   

I had a very pleasant visit looking at some excellent modelling.  These specialist exhibitions also seem to be very friendly, and the operators are ready to chat.  I was interested that a show in the south-east had drawn all but one of its layouts from Wales, Scotland and the North – but none the worse for that.  And I didn’t have to spend any money (except for entry and the latest Model Railway Journal.)

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